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Micro Squishable Dachshund Hot Dog Keychain

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Micro Squishable Dachshund Hot Dog Keychain

Micro Squishable Dachshund Hot Dog Keychain

It's a derpy little wiener dog. MAKE IT CUTER! Alright, um, now it's in a hotdog bun. EVEN CUTER! Hmm, maybe it could be squishy, with itty bitty toes? CUTER, I SAY! Alright, um, how about now it's smol!...and that's when the density of adorable wriggly puppiness turned into a black hole that sucked us all in and we were never heard from again.

$5.60

Original: $16.00

-65%
Micro Squishable Dachshund Hot Dog Keychain—

$16.00

$5.60

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It's a derpy little wiener dog. MAKE IT CUTER! Alright, um, now it's in a hotdog bun. EVEN CUTER! Hmm, maybe it could be squishy, with itty bitty toes? CUTER, I SAY! Alright, um, how about now it's smol!...and that's when the density of adorable wriggly puppiness turned into a black hole that sucked us all in and we were never heard from again.